Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

So in order to suspend your disbelief for this week's Not Me Monday, you have to know one thing about me. I am not a cook. I do not do things in the kitchen. Well since I don't do these things, I did NOT make my very first smoothie today by using strawberries, bananas, milk, ice and Protein Powder. I did not complain to my friend online later that I was burping up Bananas.

Speaking of Protein, I did not write down on the white board every gram of protein I ate so far today. I am not depressed that I have only had 39 grams of Protein when I need to have 80 grams. I am not wondering how I am going to stuff 41 more grams of Protein in my body when my stomach is bloated from everything I ate this afternoon.

Yesterday when doing laundry, I did NOT spray Febreeze in the washing machine trying to get the smell out of the sheets I brought home from my Grandfather's apartment. I did not wonder later if the dryer would catch on fire from spraying said Febreeze.

I have another really funny Not Me antidote, but I think that I will spare you from the hilarity that ensued at the K&W.

Stay Tuned just in case I think of something else.

Here for your viewing pleasure are my old Not Me's!

Week 1: Wii Fit Cheater
Week 2: OCD Shoe Lace
Week 3: "Your in" for a real treat on this one.
Week 4: I'm 12 again!
Week 5: PICC me! PICC me!
Week 6: Oh "Holey" Days!
Week 7: Overeaters Anonymous
Week 8: Hair Today: Gone Tomorrow
Week 9: Liar Liar Pants on Fire
Week 10: Khakilin' at the store
Week 11: To Capri or Not To Capri
Week 12: Losing my V Card
Week 13: It's beginning to TICK me off
Week 14: PC Out!
Week 15: Earth, Wind & Fire
Week 16: No Not Me Today
Week 17: Touch of Lime
Week 18: Sleeping Beauty
Week 19: Protein or Not to Protein. (today's post)