Not Me Monday!

So I have been reading MckMama's blog for a while. And she has been doing a thing called Not Me Monday for quite some time. I thought that I would NOT do this today and look what I am NOT doing! I am NOT posting about the things I did NOT do today.

There is no way that I would ever fall asleep in the middle of the UNC basketball game last night. I absolutely did not wake up exactly 15 minutes before I was to leave for work today. You know what else I did not do last night? I did not read one whole book in one sitting and it absolutely was not a book from my tween years.

I did not walk into the house today and ignore the clothes in my dryer. There is no way that I would sit down and get on facebook first while the laundry has been sitting waiting for me since yesterday. No, not me! Take a deep breathe here because there is no way on this Earth that I would cheat on the Wii Fit today by using a Swiffer Dust Pole to stable myself while doing the "Tree" Pose. I certainly did not do this! I did not stop exercising after only 32 fit credits just to sit on the couch to eat Peanut Butter on Crackers.

I do not have an obsession with my sock drawer and I most certainly didn't go to the store yesterday to purchase 12 brand new socks just so I could make my sock drawer look neater!

You wanna know what else I didn't do? I didn't call my friend Kellie out on my facebook status just because she's been away and I certainly don't miss her at all! And I am not going to post a blog the rest of the week!