Monday, January 26, 2009

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.




I absolutely did not get in a panic when I woke up to snow on Tuesday morning. I also did not worry that I wouldn't make it to work on my 1/2 tank a gas when I did not fill up my gas tank the day before when the weather men talked about the Arctic Blast that would give us 2 to 4 inches of snow because I truly did NOT believe them. They are actually saying that it will NOT do any wintery precipitation on my birthday (tomorrow).

I did not get upset when my boss has me scheduled for a potentially long day on my birthday which I have not shamelessly plugged all week on facebook.

This next thing may not be a bit TMI coming up:

I did not wear gloves when I did not have to pee in a cup for 6 hours. I did not consider getting in the tub to pee in the urine sample container upon worrying about whether I could actually hit the cup. I did not have to pour urine from the sample container into a huge orange jug. I did not get grossed out when I had to put said pee jug into the fridge next to the cucumbers so that the urine would not go bad before shipping. I did not leave the original pee cup out beside my husband's toothbrush just to make him change his toothbrush head on the electronic toothbrush. ;-)

I absolutely did not have to store a small vial of my own urine in the fridge on Saturday and Sunday for DHL to pick up on Monday. I most definitely did not consider leaving the vial of urine in a huge trashcan outside the house. And last but not least, I could never ask my mother in law to come over and sit with my box that contained the vial of urine waiting for the DHL delivery person.

I did not (see I told you that last thing was NOT the last thing) eat a huge pizza & a slice of cheesecake at the cheesecake factory in one sitting. I was not full at the end of my meal. ;)

Tune in next week when I tell you what all I did not do on my birthday! (which is NOT tomorrow)


Oh one more NOT ME that I forgot. I absolutely do not have the Christmas Village up on my Fire Place Mantle on January 26th. Not me.

4 comments:

Wayne said...

another great not me monday. I really enjoyed reading your not me's

I was also wondering if you would like to take part in tribute tuesday it has mr linky and is a chance for you to pay tribute to that special someone who has touched our life

Jennifer said...

Maybe not every Tuesday, but occasionally maybe.

Sandy@ Jesus and Dark Chocolate said...

Urine and cucumbers......yes you are right a scary mix. It's amazing what I women must go through at times. You are too funny!
And pizza and cheesecake sound wonderful!

Hannah said...

You totally need to read my Not Me's...I am so laughing right now.

Thanks for sharing!

Hannah