On Wednesday when it snowed, I did not mess up writing the date on my car. I did not put 1-2-09 only to try to "correct" it by putting 2-4-09 on top of it.
With the exception of post Anti-microbial treatments, I have the memory of an elephant. Tell me something once and I remember it for a life time so this means I absolutely did not forget on Thursday the code to get into my work place and almost cause the alarm to go off by plugging in my ATM pin code instead.
I absolutely did not panic one bit when the phone rang for me at work and begin to tear up when I heard my nurse on the other line. I did not rush down there to discuss what she said on the phone because there was no way I could not be attentive on the phone with her. And with previous said "memory," there is no way I could forget what she wanted to talk to me about either.
I am such a compassionate person that I would never ever ever consider bringing a cake to my doctor's office when he was having a weight loss support group meeting right after my appointment. I most certainly would never ever use the term "Fatty Patty" when the head huncho of said support group was walking behind me. (oops)
I have never been a "hoarder" of momentos therefore I would NEVER EVER ask to keep the PICC Line after it was pulled and I most certainly not take pictures of it and the oozy goozy yucky mess that was on my sterile dressing after the removal. Nope, not me.
And I would never consider being silly while my husband was taking photos of me on the last day of having the PICC Line. I would never ever "strike THIS Pose."
Stay tuned next Monday for another Crazy Not Me!
For my previous NMM's click on the links below:
Week 1: Wii Fit Cheater
Week 2: OCD Shoe Lace
Week 3: "Your in" for a real treat on this one.
Week 4: I'm 12 again!
For my previous NMM's click on the links below:
Week 1: Wii Fit Cheater
Week 2: OCD Shoe Lace
Week 3: "Your in" for a real treat on this one.
Week 4: I'm 12 again!
2 comments:
You, my friend, are too much! happy NMM and I love the pic LOL
I was hoping you'd pop out of "hiding" and post a comment. :D
Every time something happens in the week .. I come right home and "write" it on my "blog" that is in standby for Not Me Monday!
The anticipation is something else. Especially it's a particularly awesome story.
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