Rewriting Lyrics

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I'm notorious for changing lyrics to music. I've done it since I was little. Well I've never gone all out and changed the WHOLE music lyrics. Well last year when I had my PICC line, I changed the lyrics to several songs. It made me laugh so hard I almost peed in my pants when I was done.

One of the songs was "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. Now I do not like the original song, but my lyrics I think are completely awesome. Wrote it a few days after my PICC line insertion when I was frustrated that I couldn't even brush my own hair. You can hear the real song here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p68rj879Zyg

- Hi Lymie!
- Hi Friend!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Friend!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Lymie girl in the Lymie world
My arms in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, I can't reach up there
Exasperation, Lyme is my frustration

Come on, Lymie, let's go party.

I'm a Lymie girl in the Lymie world
Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, PJ's everywhere
Exasperation, Lyme is my frustration

I'm a disabled girl in the normal world
Dress me down, take your time, I'm your Lymie
You're my nurse, sit converse, tell of hideous pain
Wrap me here, Ice me there, I'm the drug store.

We can't touch, we can't play
We can say I'm always Sick , oooh whoa

I'm a Lymie girl in the Lymie world
My arms in plastic, it's fantastic
You can stop and stare, my pills are everywhere
Exasperation, Lyme is my frustration

Come on, Lymie, let's go party , ha ha ha, No
Come on, Lymie, let's go party nooo, nooo
Come on, Lymie, let's go party, ha ha ha, No
Come on, Lymie , let's go party , nooo, nooo

I can't walk, I can't talk, it makes no sense you see
I was bit by a tick, I was hit with panic.
Come right out , give a shout, let us scream "Oh" again
Hit the docs, I'm in shock, let's go Lymie

We stay in, can't go out
We can say I'm always Sick
We go out , Start to pout
We can say I'm Car Sick.

Come on, Lymie, let's go Party, ha ha ha, No
Come on, Lymie, let's go Party, nooo, nooo
Come on, Lymie, let's go Party, ha ha ha, No
Come on, Lymie , let's go Party, nooo, nooo

I'm a Lymie girl in the Lymie world
Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic
You can start to care, I'm hurting everywhere
Exasperation, Lyme is my frustration

I'm a Lymie girl in the Lymie world
My arms in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, I can't reach up there.
Exasperation, Lyme is my frustration

Come on, Lymie, let's go Party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Lymie, let's go Party, nooo, nooo
Come on, Lymie, let's go Party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Lymie , let's go Party, nooo, nooo

Can't wait for this to be done.
Well, Lymie, We're just getting started!
Cant wait till the end.